I am a mermaid

It will be available on the Faerie Magazine website RIGHT HERE, as well as in Barnes & Noble and indie bookstores across the country. Not to mention in the depths of your own heart.

It really makes you want to pawn something, doesn’t it?

In the meantime, Eric, in addition to being a very famous theater person and a brilliant, soon-to-be-published novelist, also runs this crazy Facebook page dedicated to FRUITY CHEWY CANDY. It started as an obscene act of procrastination on Eric’s part but now has about a zillion rabid fans.

Here is a gorgeous (and fruity and chewy) Valentine’s Day message from said page:

OH. AND Eric has promised to do some kind of homage to the fruit chewy mermaid, pictured below, so you should obviously go like his page and watch for it, or else forever wonder what might have been.

I was of course immediately charmed and inspired to ask her the following exceedingly penetrating questions. Then I wondered what very lucky person in my life might deserve a paper doll mermaid of their own and after much contemplation came upon what should have been the obvious answer: me.

Here is the aforementioned Q and A.

So why mermaid paper dolls?
Paper dolls were a childhood love of mine. I still have my handmade collection of paper dolls from my younger years. None of them were mermaids, though, just ordinary humans. Evolution has been kind and now my paper dolls have become mermaids. 🙂

I thought it would be fun to make a paper doll that wasn’t your run-of-the-mill paper doll. Since I am especially fond of mermaid fantasy I decided to to make my own line of mermaid paper dolls. In addition, I didn’t want my mermaids to be the run-of-the-mill mermaids. As mercurial creatures, I’d like to believe mermaids would hate to be seen wearing the same thing over and over. Wearing the the shells over the breasts thing is such a mermaid fashion faux pas! If fashion exists on land why not in the ocean? When creating my mermaid dolls, I dream of an ocean filled with these sea loving ladies wearing the latest in Underwater Fashion.

So when did you start making them?
I started making my mermaid paper dolls in 2008. I originally made them as gifts to young daughters of family and friends. I wanted them to have the experience of playing with a real handmade doll that wasn’t plastic and commercial. Since I really enjoyed making the paper dolls, I decided to try my luck with selling them. In 2009 I created my Etsy shop “Rock Paper Tekla.” My shop’s name is an homage to my parents and my love of paper crafts. “Rock” is my mom’s nickname for my dad and “Tekla” is my dad’s nickname for my mom. My paper dolls are also available at Make Good, a local San Diego brick-and-mortar art consignment shop.

It’s interesting to note that buyers of my mermaid dolls are largely adults. I find it wonderful to know that the charm of paper dolls and perhaps the lore of mermaids still linger deeply in the hearts and imagination of grown-ups as well as children.

I do need to make a shout out to Kimberly Crick and her amazing rubber stamps. Her rubber stamps provided me with that inspirational tool to help begin this handmade paper-doll adventure.

Have you always been a fan of mermaids?
I’ve always been fascinated with mermaids. I am a big fan of mythology and fantasy in general. As a child I was obsessed with Greek & Roman Mythology and the Arthurian Folklore of Excalibur. I remember watching the movie Excalibur as a young girl and the scene with the Lady of the Lake handing Arthur the sword totally blew my mind. I wanted to know all about the Lady of the Lake… I probably wanted to be the Lady of the Lake.

What is their appeal, for you?
I am forever drawn to the ocean. I find the ocean mesmerizing, dangerous, and calming at the same time. Maybe it’s the vast unknown that is attractive. So to me, mermaids embody the ocean and all its mystery, danger, and beauty. There’s something about mermaids that is devastatingly romantic and elusive.

Are you yourself a mermaid?
It’s fun to imagine myself as one. My husband, Carlos, always tells me that I’m wise and beautiful, a woman full of mysteries and surprises, so perhaps I am. Although I could use a little help on the swimming part. 😉

Do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?
My mom told me about an exchange between a friend of hers and his young son. The boy loved to play dolls and play dress up. The father was unsure and conflicted about his son’s sexual identity. One day the father took his young son to the beach. In an attempt to find out if his son was gay, the father playfully threw his son into the water and each time asked, “Are you a boy or a girl?” After several dunks into the water, the boy proudly and sweetly answered, “I’m a Mermaid.”

Look:

And here is Karen herself, in full mermaid glory:

I know, she is obviously being aided in her endeavors by otherworldly forces. In an attempt to get to the bottom of it all, I ask her many gorgeous and penetrating questions below.

So why Mermaids & Mythology?

FAE magazine with Mermaid Melissa on the cover

What inspired you to start a whole magazine about mermaids?
I did lots of research and noticed that there were no other regular printed publications for adults about mermaids, so I felt I wanted to put something ‘out there’ and see if people liked it. I only do things that I am passionate about, and putting a magazine together is time consuming, but when you love the subject matter as much as I do, it feels more like play than work! Basically I saw a need and I created a magazine to fulfill that need!

Have you always been interested in mermaids? If so, why? What is the appeal to you?
My interest in mermaids, as far as I can recall, started when I first moved to Cornwall UK back in the mid to late 1980’s. I suppose it makes sense, seeing as Cornwall is completely surrounded by the sea. The strangest thing happened to me when I first moved here from London—I found myself sketching mermaids every day. I do not see myself as an artist, in fact quite the opposite, but I literally spent weeks if not months drawing all types of mermaids. I remember I used black ink and a silver pen, and carefully drew each scale on the mermaids’ tails! I drew lots of warrior mermaids, powerful strong female imagery. Unfortunately I no longer have those drawings now, but I might try to recreate some of them one day, although I know they will never be the same as the originals.

I love mermaids because they’re free, there is a romantic appeal for me too, I like the idea of sailors and pirates falling in love with these beautiful sea-beings. I’m not a great swimmer myself, but I always have to be near the sea, and I feel happiest when sat near the sea shore. I also started to grow my hair long when I first moved to Cornwall, and now I can almost sit on it! People often comment on how my hair reminds them of mermaid hair, this makes me very happy.

I understand you do events as well. Do you have any mermaid events in the works?
Yes, I organise events, and have done so for many years, since 2004 officially. I did my first mermaid event last year, it was a Mermaids and Pirates Ball, and it was incorporated into the 3 Wishes Faery Fest, a regular annual festival that I do in Cornwall every year. I do plan to do more mermaid inspired events, but I like things to be balanced, for men and women, so there will always be pirates to accompany the mermaids! It makes things more fun for everyone I feel.

What are your plans for the magazine? What can readers expect in upcoming issues?
The beauty of working with mermaids is that things just seem to flow! I love it, and it fits in with the way I like to work and play. I just allow the ideas to filter through and then manifest on the pages. There is certainly lots of ‘mermaid magic’ involved. So I just plan to literally ‘go with the mer flow’ and let everything unfold. Readers can expect heart-felt content, imagery, stories and exclusive photo shoots, and interviews with active mermaids. We have regular contributors and columnists including Hannah Fraser, Melissa Mermaid, Doreen Virtue and Mermaid Shelly, and we also publish photos of unknown mermaids wearing their tails too.

You call Mermaids & Mythology a “lifestyle” magazine. How would you describe the mermaid lifestyle?
I like to emphasis that Mermaids & Mythology is a lifestyle publication, because it is so much more than just an ‘art’ magazine. For me, ‘lifestyle’ implies a way of life, a way of living, a way of being. Many mermaids, well-known, and not so well-known, are actually living their dreams and their mer-selves are integrated into their everyday lives. Hence, ‘mermaid lifestyle magazine’. It’s not just about wearing a tail and looking pretty in a pool or in the sea, there is so much more too it. There are several ‘working’ mermaids bringing awareness to the world at large, and I feel it is important to let people know about this. I am also an environmentalist, so I like to bring attention and awareness (without being too preachy) to ways that we can help keep the oceans clean and free from pollution. It’s also down to the simplest of things like changing our washing liquids, and toilet cleaners, as ultimately everything ends up in the sea! There’s a great article by Mermaid Shelly about this in issue 2.

Have you been surprised at all by the number of mermaids out there? And/or by the reaction to Mermaids & Mythology?
As a mer fan I always knew there were a lot of mermaids in the world, what did surprise me though was the amount of mermaids in Europe and the UK! I was also surprised by the public’s reaction to the magazine, it has been heart warming. Perhaps the fact that I launched the first issue at the same as as Lady Gaga put on a tail in her video, and Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides was out, could have had something to do with the new surge of interest in all things mer, and then Mermaids and Mythology magically appeared on shelves of stores all over the world—the reaction was good, yes. 🙂

Do you think the interest in mermaids right now is as strong (or stronger) in the UK as in the US?
I think there will always be more interest in mermaids in the US, purely because on a practical level the climate is more suitable to swimming in the sea in the US than in the UK. However, the interest in mermaids in the UK is very strong at the moment, and when the magazine launched in the UK high streets, I received many calls and emails from people saying how much they loved mermaids and how they could not believe their eyes when they saw Mermaids & Mythology magazine on the shelves.

Can you tell us a little more about FAE and how that came about?

FAE magazine with the lovely Traci Hines on the cover

And admire the lovely poster:

Jeff and Kelly have been gathering mermaid knowledge (and paraphernalia) ever since happening upon a brochure for 60s-era mermaid attraction Aquarama at an antique show. Since then, they’ve filled their blog with interviews and by now probably know more about mid-century mermaids than anyone else in the country. I mean really. What is cooler than retro mermaids?

Below, I talk to Jeff and Kelly about how they developed this singular and inimitably glamorous passion.

So what is Vintage Roadside?
This is the question we always find the hardest to answer (quickly) at parties. We do quite a few different things, but they all revolve around history. We produce t-shirts featuring original graphics from roadside businesses of the 1940s-1970s, give presentations on roadside history, produce photography for both commercial and fine art markets, help to promote historic businesses, take road trips along old highways, write road trip articles, help historic businesses research their history, create limited edition t-shirts for organizations & events, and have declared ourselves the world’s greatest fans of the tater tot.

How did you get interested in Mid-Century Mermaids?

Jeff "displaying" the original 1964 Jantzen suit embellished for the "Snowflake" routine at the Aquarama in Missouri

After clearing the legal hurdles to create the shirt, we began researching the history to tell the story behind the Aquarama. We weren’t having much luck until we received an email from a woman in Missouri (who had recently purchased one of the shirts) letting us know she had been Head Aquamaid for several years at the Aquarama! After a quick victory lap around the dining room table we sent her a reply, which in hindsight probably contained way too many exclamation points, asking if she’d be willing to share some of her history with us. She was kind enough to let us interview her and the door to the history of the Aquarama cracked open. Five years later we’ve been in touch with 27 of the 29 people who performed at the Aquarama from 1964 – 1968 and are honored to count several of them as friends.

Although the Aquarama was a mermaid attraction many people outside of Missouri weren’t familiar with, it was the one that made us want to share the stories of as many mermaids of the 1950s and 1960s we could find. We’ve now been lucky enough to talk with performers from the Aquarama, Weeki Wachee, Aquarena Springs, and more.

I understand you are amassing quite a collection of mermaid paraphernalia. Can you tell me about that?

Kelly & Marina displaying the red tail Marina donated to the Vintage Roadside collection

Why do you think mermaids were so popular in the mid 20th century (the 60s?)?
The 1950s and into the 1960s was just a great time for all kinds of roadside attractions in general, but I do think the early 1960s were truly the golden age for mermaid attractions. I mean, not only was Weeki Wachee more popular than ever, but you had mermaids at Aquarena Springs in Texas, at the Aquarama in Missouri, at Rainbow Springs, Disneyland mermaids, Marineland mermaids, mermaid shows at hotels in San Francisco, San Diego, Sacramento, and on and on. It’s absolutely incredible just how many places you could go to see live mermaids.

The 1960s just seem to be one of those pop culture moments celebrating creativity and unique attractions that are hard to pin down. We have any number of ideas why the 1960s were the perfect time for mermaids and mermaid attractions to catch the imaginations of people, but we still don’t have a definitive answer after all these years. Rather than feeling frustrated by not yet coming up with a satisfying answer, the fact that we haven’t pinned down the exact reason is one of the mysteries that compels us to keep researching, collecting, and most importantly, gathering as many stories from those that swam in those shows as we can.

Do you think they have a different kind of appeal today, or no?
I think in many ways being a mermaid has the same appeal as it’s always had. One of the coolest things we’ve been told by mermaids from the 1960s as well as those performing today is that it’s simply “the best job in the world” and if that same feeling is being felt 50+ years apart there’s got to be something pretty special about being a mermaid.

How did you guys get hooked up with Medusirena?

Kelly with the Medusirena Pod at the Wreck Bar

Can you tell me about your Mid-Century Mermaids: A History panel at Modernism Week? What can people expect?
We’re super excited for our Modernism Week presentation. We’ve been lucky enough to share the story of the Aquarama at different events, but the Modernism Week presentation will be different in that for the first time, in an all new presentation, we’ll be sharing stories and some of the history behind almost every aquatic show performed in the last 70 years through interviews we’ve conducted, vintage photos, home movies, and more. Here’s a sample – we’ll be starting with Billy Rose’s Aquacade at the 1939 World’s Fair, a bit of Esther Williams from the 1940s, the performances in 1950s hotel porthole lounges, the heyday of Weeki Wachee in the 1960s, Texas mermaids in the 1970s, and even letting people know where to see a live mermaid show today.

Two original 1966 prop knives from the James Bond-inspired "Thunderball" routine at the Aquarama

For our grand finale, the presentation will end with a bang as Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid, making her first ever Palm Springs appearance, delights and amazes attendees with a live performance in the Ace Hotel pool.

Are you working on a book? And/or have any other mermaid projects in the pipeline?
We do have several projects in mind. Some are still in the “How incredible would that be?” category, but hopefully a few of them work out. Here are a few of them:

We’ve now been researching the Aquarama for over five years and have an incredible amount of material which we’d love to see become a book.

We’d like to have a reunion for the former Aquarama performers. Many of them haven’t seen each other in over 40 years. We envision ourselves sitting there with dazed smiles on our faces as they all catch up and share stories.

We’d love to put together a comprehensive book on the history of the aquatic shows of the 1940s and 1950s.

We’d also love to host a “Vintage Roadside Weekend” at one of the current mermaid attractions, to continue sharing the history of mermaid attractions through our presentations, to perform additional interviews with former mermaids, and to add an Aquarena Springs tail to our collection.

Here is a very glamorously evil Iara Mandyn in a Eric Ducharme Mertailor tail in Crystal River (with assistance from Jack Gittings):

Here’s Iara in another Mertailor tail, in an anchored-down Victoria + Albert clawfoot tub (!), behind the home of fabulous former mermaid Vicki Smith in the Weeki Wachee River (with help by Matthew Quijano, Jack Gittings, and Matthew Ryan Christopher). How gorgeous is this?:

And then here’s Ashley Nadine in the Rainbow River Headspring, in a Mertailor tail (aren’t they so amazing?) and with assistance from Matthew Quijano, Eric Ascioti and Jack Gittings:

And Kristi Sherk in a Mertailor tail, at Chuck Guthrie’s Lynnhaven Marine Boatel Reflection Pool, with Chuck Guthrie assisting. A photo from the same shoot graced the cover of the first Mermaids & Mythology Magazine:

Malena Sharkey diving in Cozumel, in the stunning image that’s on the cover of Sarah Porter’s YA novel Lost Voices:

And finally, here’s Iara in a Mertailor tail, swimming in the Weeki Wachee River (and willfully ignoring all threat of gators!):

And this is just a small, small sampling selected by yours truly. Go to Chris’s website and BlogBook to see about a zillion more (after reading the illuminating interview below). I know. Amazing.

So how did you get into underwater photography?
I was an amateur photographer and got the idea that I wanted to take a person’s picture underwater. I bought a plastic EWA bag for an old Canon 35mm and did breathold photography in a friend’s pool. Didn’t do so well and thought if I was on SCUBA I would have more time to compose and frame, so I went to a dive shop asking for air, learned that I needed to be certified, took the course, got the air and off I went. At this point I have over 5,000 logged dives with only seven without a camera.

When did you start photographing mermaids?
Working with Sherry Smith in Mexico or Turks & Caicos Islands, we talked about doing something different than standard underwater photographer and model things. She went back to Illinois and talked to a college fashion design professor who sketched some “costume” designs and gave me a quote to make the choice.

Where—and from whom—do you get your tails?
I use eight tails. Tail #1 was conceived by model Sherry Smith and me, then designed by a fashion design instructor at the University of Southern Illinois. The instructor sent me several sketched designs, I picked one, she quoted doing the fabrication using Sherry for sizing. It was fabricated using 3/16″ neoprene with sewed-on scales and a fluke over two swim-fins epoxied together.

Tail #2, 3 and 4 were fabricated similarly, but in two pieces, with a neoprene torso and a painted monofin.

Tail #5 was made of latex rubber by Adam Martyn, Carpathian Creations, in Budapest, Hungary. It is an attractive tail but had some issues that made us dedicate it to dry use.

Tails #6, 7 and 8 are silicone tails by Eric Ducharme (the Mertailor). They are by far the best of all tails I’ve used.
Tail#6 was used for the cover of Mermaids & Mythology magazine (blue-green color).
Tail#7 was used for the Hasselblad Europe new product announcement (see hasselblad.com 60 megapixel product launch; goldfish color).
Tail#8 is black and was used for the Evil Mermaid images.

Can you talk about some of the challenges of working with mermaids?
The major challenge is finding someone who is uber-comfortable in water, has reasonable breathhold ability, and is able to relax his/her face, swim gently like dolphin, fit one of my tails and love it. I developed and teach underwater modeling and photography, so I’m used to coaching and helping a new photo-mermaid build his/her skill set.

Have you always been fascinated by/attracted to life underwater?
Yes, I was born in Savannah, Georgia, and have been “water person” whole life.

How would you describe the allure of the sea and its denizens (mermaids)?
I’m attracted to pretty much all things of the oceans. I’ve photographed whales, whale sharks, sharks, people, shipwrecks and, now, mermaids.

Can you tell me about some of your more interesting and adventurous mermaid shoots?
I just returned from the Florida spring-fed rivers shooting. One project was to put a clawfoot bathtub in the Weeki Wachee River. I’ve also photographed a mermaid with wild spotted dolphins on the Bahama Bank off Grand Bahama Island, Bahamas.

How do the ideas for these shoots come about?
There is no one way. Sometimes I just have a mental picture for a new image. Other times, I’ll see an unrelated image that appeals and it inspires me to do something similar with a mermaid theme. Or, a model/mermaid will suggest something. A good example of this is the “Evil Mermaid” idea. A couple of my models wanted to do the “Evil” theme. However, it’s a fun Evil, not ugly Evil.

How did the clawfoot tub shoot come about, and how did you make that happen?
I saw a clawfoot tub at a local Lowe’s hardware store and took a snapshot of it, then designed an image and did a mockup. I borrowed tubs from plumbing suppliers (see credits here) and shot in studio during cold months (see this photo and others in the BlogBook). Then I shot on beaches and islands (see this image + this one), shot in a pool, and shot in central Florida spring-fed rivers (see this photo and others in the BlogBook).

This is still an ongoing project, and I’ve been working with various models, the PR agency for the tub manufacturer, and others.

Do you have any advice for photographers hoping to capture mermaids on film as beautifully as you do?
The first thing is to develop a skill for taking photographs underwater. There is lots to learn before being able to produce something of high quality. Also, it is an equipment-intensive endeavor (camera, underwater housing, lights, mask, fins, scuba, etc.). Then, acquire a realistic tail and accessories (tops, jewelry, etc.) and/or a “mermaid” who has his/her own tail and experience modeling.

So obviously you should get your mermaid mug up there, after reading the following gorgeous Q and A.

So Patti, what are Mermaid Minerals?
Mermaid Minerals is my line of natural & organic make up & skin care. The line also includes products for hair, men & children. Many more products are set up for debut soon as well. The line just keeps growing!

Every item in my Mermaid Minerals Make Up & Skincare line has been tested and approved by a board of licensed estheticians, aromatherapists, and a team of cosmetic formulators & chemists.

Beauty is a characteristic, being in balance and harmony with nature. My product formulas are infused with natural earth made ingredients. Toxic chemicals were left out to bring you quality products to protect and preserve your skin.

When and why did you start it?
I was living in Maui and working my regular day job and went to the local health food store to get some beauty products. Living on an island you have limited resources and things tend to be very expensive. I had gotten used to that but aside from shipping I thought that many products were over priced and over packaged. I got the idea to start my own line. Besides wanting to offer a quality product that was affordable, I wanted to include my island influence to the products as well. Many of my products have rare Hawaiian red sea algae in them. The entire process for starting the business started about five years ago! I finally got it to market the summer of 2010.

What does makeup have to do with mermaids?
Everything! Ah ha! I was about five years old living in St Petersburg, Florida, and my mom took me to Webb City. This was a multi-story drug store and in the basement they had an arcade and are you ready for this? A entire MERMAID land! Yes, several mermaids sitting around perched on rocks that you peered at through big windows. I did not know at the time that my Mom had told them my name in advance! So when a Mermaid said, “Hello little mersister” I truly thought that I was a Mermaid! So ever since that day Mermaids have been a part of my life, I have collected them, drew them, read about them, seen them and lived with a Mermaid influence my entire life. So, naturally my business has a Mermaid association.

Mermaids have a unique make up & skin care need as well. First of all they need make up that stays on underwater! Secondly, they need good skin care products to compensate for all those hours in the water! Many of my products are waterproof without harmful chemicals.

Have you always loved mermaids?
I am a Mermaid!

How can an aspiring mermaid get that “mermaid look”?
There really isn’t a “mermaid look.” I encourage all mermaids to develop their own style. However there are some basic make up application tips that I can share! Applying an eye base will keep your shadow from slipping and creasing up. I have a magical product that is a clear liquid that turns any loose eye shadow into a waterproof eye lid or eye liner formula. It is called ILINE Plus and is only $9! Apply my waterproof LIP SEAL over your lipstick to keep it on while blowing mermaid kisses underwater! The eye brows frame your face so using my waterproof eye brow pencils will ensure a picture perfect frame for your eyes. Mermaids are photographed a lot and it helps to have a little extra makeup up on to show up in the photos, especially if they are underwater shots. Sparkle is a must for mermaids! Most mermaid tails glisten and shine and shimmer. Your face should mirror the same look. Never ever use craft glitters! They can permanently damage your eyes if the glitter particles get in your eyes! This is something to never risk. All of Mermaid Minerals eye and body glitters are safe cosmetic grade. I also have a fixative to apply the glitter with as well to keep it in place! It is a gel like formula. Goes on easy on the eye lids.

Do you have a face of Mermaid Minerals? Can you tell me about that?

Kylee Troche being gorgeously mermaidly

Do you have any special mermaid products you want to talk about?
Wow, how to choose just a few? I know I mentioned several during the interview but a few fan favorites include the NO STING NO BURN Natural Mystic Eye Make Up remover. It just takes off make up so quick and easy and is safe for contact wearers. The non-oily formula feels like water and works like a wonder! The other staple is NALU our day and night moisturizer for all skin types and can be used for face and body! It is packed with 9 vitamins, rare Hawaiian sea algae and smells like a fresh ocean breeze. Of course our LIMU seaweed cleanser (does not smell like seaweed, instead it is infused with orange oil and has a slight citrus scent) is a mermaid favorite. It is so creamy it can double as a shaving cream for mermaids & mermen!

Here’s an album cover from 1998, showcasing these ladies in their true form:

And here’s “Chicken of the Sea”:

 
Admit that makes you want to put down whatever lame thing you’re doing on this boring Tuesday and head to the beach. I know. To help ease your pain, recently I talked with the spectacular Leslita, the inimitable Pamita, and the fabulous Laura Bethita about the Neptunas and their general daughter-of-Neptune-ness.

Our gorgeous and illuminating Q and A is below.

Can you tell me about the Neptunas?
Pamita: We started with Leslita, Toastita, Pamita and the mysterious Cathrinita who was only with us for a month or two and disappeared back under the sea. Later Laura Bethita joined the band.

Laura Bethita: The Neptunas are mermaids with instruments. We are compelled to play our sea inspired songs to land lovers.

How did/do mermaids figure into the band’s style and sound?
Pamita: The Neptunas! We’re Neptune’s daughters!

Laura Bethita: All our songs are ocean inspired in some way or another. It happens that way naturally. We play songs about what we know. As mermaids, we know the sea.

Do you think that mermaids and surf music have a natural relationship?
Pamita: Absolutely! Water rules!

Laura Bethita: Absolutely. We do what is our natural desire to play songs inspired by our home….the sea.

Can you tell me about the cover (and cover shoot) for Let Them Eat Tuna?
Leslita: It was very cold. As I recall, I glued shells to brassieres to make the tops, and Pamita supplied the tails.

Pamita: I was 8 1/2 months pregnant with my first son and I said, if we wear clothes I’m just going to look giant, so let me be a pregnant mermaid instead. So we decided to have mermaid tails made. Leslita made the shell bras and we rented Marie Antoinette wigs. The photo was taken down in San Pedro in a place called Sunken City.

Laura Bethita: We actually walked pretty far in those mermaid tails and sea shell bras. IT wasn’t easy (although mine has velcro up and down the sides so I can actually open it up and play the drums). As Lesita said, it was a very cold day. As we walked down the street in those tails and wigs, folks driving by thought it was a parade. I suppose it was a parade of sorts.

How would you explain the allure of mermaids?
Leslita: The mystique of the deep sea—the longing of the mermaid and her seductive quality are difficult to resist. The Neptunas are mermaids in the rough…in my view, anyway…

Pamita: We all come from the sea and we all remember being tiny fish children in our mother’s wombs.

Laura Bethita: It is all about the sea with its beauty and its calming effect.

Do you guys consider yourselves mermaids at heart?
Leslita: Part hula girls, part mermaid. When I was 4, I had a grass skirt and grass/shell bra–my father made a home movie of me doing the hula. My favorite fairy tale was and is The Little Mermaid. The Hans Christian Anderson version, that is.

Pamita: I am! I love mermaids. I love the ocean.

Laura Bethita: Oh yes. I am a mermaid. Born of the sea.

Do you have any favorite mermaid music… and/or any music recommendations for aspiring mermaids?
Pamita: Don’t rely on prerecorded music = Play Conch shell solos yourself!

Laura Bethita: The best music is about the sea. There are operas, rock songs, surf music, folk songs, etc. Anything about the sea is beautiful.

Do you have any additional advice for aspiring mermaids?
Leslita: Visit the little mermaid statue in Copenhagen—Langelinie. If they still have the Mermaid fest in Bodega Bay, that’s a great place to gather with your sisters of the sea.

Pamita: Visit mama ocean often. Comb your hair. Lure naughty sailors to the deep.

Laura Bethita: Aspiring mermaids…..get instruments and start right away. You don’t need to have learned skills, it’s inside of you. You will see. Just do it.

What are you guys doing now?
Pamita: I’m a fortune teller http://www.madamepamita.com and I sometimes use mermaid cards and my mermaid costume for ocean themed events! A mermaid fortune teller!

Isn’t it lovely? She said she was sending it to me and imagine my surprise when a huge gorgeous box appeared on my doorstep like a glittering asteroid from outer space.

Here are a couple more of Tammy’s mermaids:

Tammy was also the official artist for this year’s Coney Island Mermaid Parade,

and has just contributed some of her beauteous colored-pencil mermaid art to Magick4Terri, the auction fundraiser for Terri Windling, which you should obviously go bid on. (I too have contributed books and other wonders to the auction, and you can bid on a beautiful Tori Amos mermaid poster by Lee Moyer.)

And just as she said the word, something happened. The birds… transformed. In a movement so quick and surprising Ava could barely register it, the birds had arms and hands and their feathers became feathered robes and suddenly the clearing was filled with beautiful women, each of them holding a feathered robe in her hand.
 
 
There are a number of swan maiden legends in which a man steals a maiden’s feathered robe while she’s bathing, and forces her to stay with him. They have a child/children. Eventually, the swan maiden retrieves her robe, returns to her swan form, and flies away. My story’s about what happens to the child she leaves behind, as she nears her thirteenth birthday.

And it has a pretty cover:

And if you click on the link below you can read the first few chapters, which will likely change your life.

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If you want to learn more about swan maidens, in all their strangeness and beauty, their living between the earth and the air, check out the page on the SurLaLune Fairy Tales site.