Archive | 2011

Jeanine Cummins and Irish Mermaids

16 Mar


Today this blog has been taken over by Irish Ne-er-Do-Well Jeanine Cummins, who has managed to author two books (A Rip in Heaven and The Outside Boy) and have two children in the midst of her general from-across-the-gloomy-sea unruliness, which is only exacerbated on days like today. Her no-doubt sinister post about Irishness and mermaids follows. With love and apologies, Carolyn

(Don't let her wholesome good looks deceive you. Helpfully yours, Carolyn )

There is a “famous Irish” saying (used almost exclusively by American east coast morning newscasters) that: Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day! Seriously – watch Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira this morning.  Take a shot of Jameson every time they say it.  You’ll be drunk by nine a.m.  So, in the spirit of that somewhat ridiculous sentiment, and because I don’t like to discriminate, I propose that mermaids, too, are Irish on St. Patrick’s Day.  I invite you to join me – today only! – at I am a McMermaid dot com.  Resident Mermaid Expert Carolyn Turgeon is off somewhere, wearing shamrock deely-boppers and drinking green beer by the truckload.  Meanwhile, I’m Jeanine and I’ll be your substitute teacher.

POP QUIZ TIME.  Get out your notebooks. Don’t be nervous. Just answer the questions to the best of your ability. Whoever gets the most right (or leaves the best comment) will win a *REAL IRISH MERMAID!* (while supplies last). Alternate prize: a signed copy of Mermaid and a signed copy of my novel, The Outside Boy. Let’s begin.

1.      Q:  True or False: St. Patrick was actually a mermaid.

A:  The answer is “C”- no one really knows for certain. I mean, I feel it’s unlikely that he was a mermaid, but I don’t like to give a definitive FALSE, because honestly, all things are possible with God.

2.      Q:  The Irish word for mermaid is:

a.       Mermaid (duh!)
b.      McMermaid
c.       Merrow
d.      Mary

A:  The answer is “C” – merrow, which comes from the Irish words “muir” for “sea” +“oigh” meaning “maid.”

3.      Q:  In William Butler Yeats’ “The Lady of Gollerus,” what color is the merrow’s hair?

a.      Red.  Just like Disney’s Ariel, of course.
b.      Red.  I mean, she is Irish, right?
c.      Red.  The color of flame.  For poetic juxtaposition and stuff.
d.      Sea-green.

A.   The answer is “D” – “a beautiful young creature combing her hair, which was of a sea-green colour; and now the salt water shining on it appeared, in the morning light, like the melted butter upon cabbage.” If you read only one William Butler Yeats story about mermaids this Paddy’s day, make it this one. It’s gorgeous and funny and very short.

4.      Q:  In Irish mythology, the merrow has a magical article of clothing that allows her to breathe underwater. If a human man steals and hides this article from the merrow, then she has no choice but to remain ashore with him. Is the article:

a.      A clamshell necklace
b.      A little red cap
c.      A seahorse bellybutton ring
d.      Sequined nipple-tassels

A:  The answer is “B” – a little red cap. I know, weird, right?

5.      According to the The Annals of the Four Masters, which is a real-life ancient text on the history of medieval Ireland, in the year 887, and giant mermaid washed up on Celtic shores. She measured 195 tall, and her hair was 18 feet long. What length were her fingers?

a.       7 feet
b.      12 feet
c.       17 feet
d.      21 feet

A:  The answer is “A” – seven feet, but this account is obviously flawed. How could all of her fingers be the same length? What was she, some kind of freak?

Okay, you can put your notebooks away. You all did very well. You may have noticed that I actually gave you the answers as we went along. So whoever leaves the most astute and insightful comment (as judged by Ms. Turgeon and myself) will win the prize.

I leave you with this: last night, my three-year-old daughter dreamed of a swing made from a purple seashell. I feel like that’s pretty reliable evidence for the existence of Irish mermaids. As if you needed convincing.

Dottie Lux and Mermaid Burlesque

16 Mar

So this Saturday night, if you’re lucky enough to be in Berkeley, California (which is not a phrase yours truly would normally say), you can see you some mermaid burlesque, which might change your life. When I saw the poster at left on Ms. Dottie Lux‘s Facebook page, my heart cracked at my own great loss, but swelled for your gain. I’ve seen Dottie perform a couple times, and most memorably as part of a big burlesque gathering in New Orleans some years back, where she managed to be as hilarious as she was sexy and did something involving stuffing herself with various eats, as I recall, that had the whole audience in tears.

So this Saturday, March 19, go to Shattuck Down Low at 7:30pm in Berkeley and see Dottie, and many others, at their mermaidly best.

My illuminating Q and A with Dottie follows.

So I understand you are doing some piscatorial burlesque in the near future. What IS piscatorial burlesque?
We are celebrating a number of Pisces burlesque birthdays this month so we thought it would be a perfect time to gather all our fishy friends to put on a show! Piscatorial is just that…..fishy!

The event is called Under the Sea: Mermaids, Sirens, and Fishy Friends. What is the difference between the three?
You know, it’s The SF Bay Area you don’t want to assume anyone’s fish-identity, better to be inclusive. All are welcome.

Have you performed as a mermaid before?

I have, several times. I’ve been a fan and participant of the Mermaid Parade more years than I’ve been merforming merlesque. But the sea has always played a huge part in my life and my art is just a reflection of that.

I understand there will be sea creature models as well. What kind of sea creatures? Do you think they will secretly envy you and your fellow mermaids (that is, if you are a mermaid)?
Yes total mermaid here (and clownfish but that’s another story) and how could you not secretly (or not so secretly) be jealous of a mermaid? Our creature models are sea-loving and since La Mar is so angry right now, she needs our love more than ever. I don’t want to give away the surprise…promise to post photos!

Can you describe some of the acts, including your own, for those of us unfortunate enough to not be in San Francisco on March 19th?
We have tap dancing jellyfish, beach babes, a huge lobster, mermaids galore, sailors and that’s just to name a few. Oooooh and maybe a tour! I do hope to be able to say “coming to a sea near you” one day!

What is a mer-garita (which will be served at the event?
Why just the most delicious drink of all. Extra salty with a strong tequila shake down. I will smell it and be drunk. I’m sure you would do much better.

What do you think is the appeal of mermaids anyway – for you personally, and in general?
They are perfect pristine and powerful. The beauty of a mermaid has spoken to me since the first time I saw the ocean. I’m a Pisces and have a great connection to all things sea. When moving from Clinton Hill, Brooklyn, I promised myself I would live no more than 1 mile from the ocean and that I’d either move to Coney Island or Ocean Beach, SF, and I now look at the great Pacific every single morning!

Do you think there is a natural cross-over between mermaids and burlesque performers?
Burlesque performers and mermaids both are sexy, good-natured, fun, giving creatures… no wonder they’re friends.

And finally, do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?
Be good to the Ocean. Do what you can to keep her clean and her creatures alive and well. Love the sea and she will love you back. Right now she needs our love most of all. Please check out all of the donation opportunities available for the Japanese Tsunami Relief.

Melanie Hope Greenberg’s Mermaids on Parade

15 Mar

So I met children’s book author and illustrator Melanie Hope Greenberg last year at Book Expo in New York and quickly discovered that not only is she a bona fide mermaid but that she even wrote and illustrated a book about Coney Island’s Mermaid Parade. Which seems to me about the best thing you can write about, when it comes down to it. What better thing to show children than that you can actually dress as a mermaid and march in a parade at Coney Island? Melanie marches in the parade herself as well – though marching might not technically be the right word for what a mermaid does – as part of the Superfine Dinettes, which seems only right. Obviously, I was obliged to ask her about her book and the parade and mermaidliness in general.

Here is our Q and A.

So what inspired you to write Mermaids on Parade? And have you written about mermaids or Coney Island before?
This was my first book about Coney Island and mermaids. Mermaids on Parade was an idea which grew out of community. In 2005, Brooklyn librarians told me what was missing on their bookshelf and how Brooklyn children need to see themselves to get excited about reading. Three months later, Tanya Rynd, who owns Superfine in Dumbo Brooklyn, invited me to join her performance art troupe. Her Superfine Dinettes would be marching in the upcoming Coney Island Mermaid Parade. I enjoy omens and synchronicity.

Have you always known you were a part mermaid?

I think many people feel a bit mermaid. Mermaids bring up myths from ancient days. Mermaids bring up the mystery within our psyches, the sense of child-like wonder that we use when we write, paint and make art, even if not about mermaids. For those reasons a mermaid has always intrigued me.

What is the best thing about transforming into a mermaid, in your opinion?

Mermaid is more symbolic. I am a mermaid even in casual clothes. For me, a mermaid represents beauty, glamor, mystery, legends, power, and shape shifting into another time, another world, a whole new body. Her symbol helps me tap into the wonder children feel as they experience each day, a new world of varied things to explore. Symbols help to transcend the mind and launch us straight into the heart and imagination. At the Mermaid Parade I can manifest these ideas into a costume.

How long have you participated in the Mermaid Parade?
I marched in the parade as a Superfine Dinette from 2005- 2009. I watched it from the audience point of view in 2010. It’s much more fun to participate.

What do you love most about the Mermaid Parade, and how do you make it different for yourself each year (if you do)? How have you seen it change over the years (if you have)? =)

photo by Tim Galbreath

Each year the Dinettes created a brand new theme with a performance and costumes which we created at the “Tail Factory”. We’ve been the MerMod Squad, Ladies Mermalade, MerMades in the Shade, and the Hip Hop Hulas. We won the silver medal in 2009 as the Roller Coaster of Love. At Coney Island, the current parade route has gotten so big and popular it has expanded way past the map I illustrated in my book. It is the largest art parade in the United States.

How have children responded to your mermaids? And adults?

Children love color, festivities, shiny things, amusement parks and spontaneous fun. It is a Win/Win with children, both boys and girls. Men and women embrace the mermaid symbolism and love Coney Island, so that too is a Win/Win!

photo by Herb Hernandez

How would you describe the appeal of mermaids?
The half creature-half human mermaid seems to bridge the gap between beauty and power. A connection that happily seems to not create frictions or power plays amongst opposite genders. Adults, I believe, love mermaids because mythical creatures bring us back inside to our own mystery and child-like sense of wonder about our place in the universe. Children live in that mysterious realm of wonder so relate to mermaid symbolism easily.

And do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?
Be yourself in and out of a costume. Find that mystery inside that makes you feel unique, powerful, beautiful, wonderous, and then express it to the world. Shake that tail feather! Far Shore!

Here is where people can buy the out of print mermaid book.

Carmindy and Mermaid Makeup

14 Mar

So if you’ve ever watched What Not to Wear – the TLC show where Stacy London and Clinton Kelly go through a lucky but fashion-challenged lady’s closet ridiculing and tossing out her most offensive garments before guiding said lady, fairy godmother-style, to a more alluring and well-put-together version of herself – then you know who Carmindy is. That luminous moon-haired vision who glides in near the end of the show to work magic with wands and brushes and all manner of powder and gloss until said lady is whirled around to face the mirror and gasp with astonished pleasure. And the lady always actually looks about ten times more beautiful as Carmindy smiles down on her. Who doesn’t love that moment? Since Carmindy herself is obviously from another world as well as an expert in magical transformation, she seemed an obvious person to ask about mermaidly allure. So I emailed Carmindy and she wrote back that she loves mermaids, has mermaids decorating her NYC and Miami abodes, and even dressed as a mermaid for Halloween this past October…! I thought this was all very suspicious, and I suspect that Carmindy may be a mermaid on other days as well… but that is a question for another time and place.

In the meantime, here is our Q and A and a few photos of Carmindy in her mermaid guise.

Are you a fan of mermaids?
I am and always have been since childhood

What do you think the allure of mermaids is?
The mermaid is the siren. Confident, alluring, free, and mysterious. People are always drawn to the beautiful siren.

How did you transform yourself into a mermaid this past Halloween? Did that take some figuring out or did you just know what to do?
I did some research online and chose my look based on some old illustrations. I used a deep blue eyeliner, then layers of different hues of turquoise
darkest at lashline and getting lighter towards the browbone and iridescent under the brows. When I was all done I added a wash of iridescent glitter across the entire lid.

How can women recreate your look at home?
For a more wearable look, simply use a teal eye liner pencil swept across the upper lash line and a soft sweep of shimmering aqua on lids only. Keep the face balanced by applying a pinky peach blush and gloss on lips and cheeks.

More generally, how can regular humans and/or secret mermaids acquire that mermaid allure in their everyday lives?
Have confidence and a siren sense of happiness and independence. They live in the ocean and swim free, being muses to all.

What are your feelings about glitter? I’ve noticed that on What Not to Wear you seem a bit leery of it!
It’s fine for Mermaids, Tweens and Halloween… that’s it!

Can you recommend any specific products you find especially mermaidly?
*My Sally Hansen Natural Beauty Inspired By Carmindy Luminizing Face Primer. It makes skin glow and feel like silk.
*Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Pencil in Electric
*Mac Eyeshadow in Aquadisiac
*Makeup Forever Diamond Powder in #07

What is it that you love about doing makeup? Does that sense of beauty and transformation play into your love of mermaids?
I love doing makeup as a way help transform a woman’s attitude about herself. I enhance her natural beauty, empowering her to embrace her unique beauty. That confidence is the core of a mermaid/siren’s whole being. Beauty and confidence, even when you look different to everyone else.

Do you have any favorite mermaid books/films/art, etc.?

I love the older Greek myths about mermaids.

And finally, do you have any other advice for aspiring mermaids?

Know that you must treat life like the ocean. Learn to flow with the swells and currents and don’t lose self esteem or focus.

Beach Blanket Bingo’s Lorelei, Marta Kristen

10 Mar

So I’m sure you’ve seen the cinema classic Beach Blanket Bingo starring Frankie and Annette and their good friend Bonehead who falls in love with the mermaid Lorelei after she saves him from a surfboard accident. “I’ll be the only boy in my block that knows a real live mermaid!” Bonehead exclaims, when he discovers that Lorelei’s not quite a normal girl. Lorelei gets some temporary legs for her earthbound beau and they have a lovely romance… until Lorelei has to return to the water and her own kind, which is tragic but finally okay because it leaves Bonehead free to romance Linda Evans of later Dynasty fame and that is clearly the better choice financially. The best part of Beach Blanket Bingo, though, is at the very end (this is a spoiler but honestly it’s not really the kind of movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat), when Annette turns to Frankie and asks, “Was there really a mermaid?” Frankie looks at her and answers smoothly: “Is there a moon? Is there a sky? Are there dreams?” We cut to the ocean, and a mermaid’s tail flips out of it, and then the word “FIN-EE” appears on the screen.

Lorelei was played by the gorgeous and hilarious Marta Kristen, who would go on to star in Lost in Space and appear in a ton of other television series and commercials and films. Here’s a compilation of the very very awesome Lorelei scenes, which are by far the best ones in the film, though I might possibly be slightly biased:

As you can see, I had no choice but to email Marta. She was gracious enough to respond, and our Q and A follows.

So were you excited to play a mermaid on film?
I was excited to get a part in a beach movie! Beach Blanket Bingo was the fourth film in the Frankie and Annette series, which was hugely popular. First a Disney movie with Brian Keith and now a beach movie with Frankie and Annette – I was going places! Of course that was before I realized how much work was involved in playing a mermaid.

What was it like, putting on a tail?
Getting into the tail wasn’t the problem – a little wriggling, a little talcum and a lot of inhaling. The challenge was trying to move once you had it on! I had to have a stage hand holding me steady as I tried to hop around without tripping on the fins! And there was always a crewmember in a wetsuit nearby, just in case.

Was it a challenging role physically? You seem to spend a lot of time in the ocean!
It was more physical of role than I expected. I remember one scene early in the film where I pop my head out of the water, see a parachute in trouble, then dive back underwater. It sounds simple until you realize we were shooting next to a boulder in 55° water with a tidal surging trying to push me into the rock! The thing I remember most about making Beach Blanket Bingo is that I took so many chances that, being older and hopefully wiser, I would never consider taking today.

What do you think about Lorelei when you think of her now?
I like Lorelei today, but for different reasons than I did before. In 1965, it was a chance to do film work in a successful franchise. Now, I look at the part and realize that I played the ultimate teenage angst personified – the lonely outsider whose skills and abilities make her unique yet who just wants to know what it’s like to be part of the popular crowd (or in this case, the two-legged crowd).

What kind of response did you get, playing a mermaid?
I really don’t recall much of a response. Beach Blanket Bingo, being a teen movie, wasn’t really going to garner many newspaper reviews. And if it did, I may have missed them – I was already filming the pilot of Lost in Space in Red Rock Canyon when the film came out.

Can you tell me about the mermaid tail you wore?
The tail was basically latex and fiberglass. I much preferred the costume belt I wore for close-ups. It was just a wide belt that matched the scales on the tail and it allowed me to shoot scenes where my waist might be seen, but still allowed me to use my legs to swim.

Did you ever meet Diane Webber?
I never met Diane Webber. Dave tells me that the tail I wore was originally custom-made for Diane to wear in a previous American International release [Mermaids of Tiburon]. I know that trying on the tail was part of the audition process, so Bill Archer was looking for someone who could wear the existing prosthetic. I’m sure there was no time or budget to build a new one.

What was it like working with Buster Keaton, who had a small role in the film?
It still boggles my mind that I had the opportunity to work with Buster Keaton. I wanted to talk to him but he seemed very sad and kept to himself. I don’t know if he was lonesome or just didn’t know what to do with himself between scenes, but he sat by himself away from the rest of the cast and I was too intimidated to just walk over and invade his personal space.

What do you think of other famous film mermaids who came later, like Daryl Hannah?
I think Daryl had the advantages of time and budget over Lorelei – Touchstone had the budget to afford a custom fitted tail and the passage of time allowed better technology to make the tail fit better and look/move more realistically.

Do you have any other favorite memories from Beach Blanket Bingo?
Many of the extras in the film were local kids who were regulars at Malibu Beach, where I lived. I didn’t know most of them by name, but I surfed enough to recognize the faces, including some that are now surfing legends, such as Johnny Fain and Mickey Dora. So watching that movie is like visiting the old neighborhood for me.

Have you had any additional mermaid experiences since the film? Do you ever secretly long to put the mermaid tail back on? =)
No, I look back fondly at the experience, but I think one role as a denizen of the deep was quite sufficient! It always struck me funny that all major roles in my early career involved me getting soaked to the skin – Savage Sam, Wagon Train, Man From Uncle, even the Lost in Space pilot – all involved me and water. I think I noticed that trend during Beach Blanket Bingo while treading water, fending off hypothermia, keeping pasties on and trying to look alluring all at the same time.

Do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?
Always keep a stagehand in a wetsuit floating nearby and remember, when the director says “Look out for the rocks” it probably means you’re already too close… but he got the shot he wanted, so it’s okay to swim for your life!

BONUS POST

9 Mar

I would like to interrupt these luscious interview posts to tell you that you should obviously LIKE my new MERMAID page on Facebook. Sadly, I am too untechnological to figure out how to put a button on the right-hand column of this blog.

In return I will generously share this gorgeous mermaid song sung by Mississippi John Hurt. My ethnomusicological friend Max Spiegel of The Mudcat Cafe found all kinds of old mermaid folk songs for me, and this was one of my favorites:


 
Blues all on the ocean, blues all in the air.
Can’t stay here no longer, I have no steamship fare.
When my earthly trials are over, carry my body out in the sea.
Save all the undertaker bills, let the mermaids flirt with me.

I do not work for pleasure, earthly peace I’ll see no more.
The only reason I work at all, is drive the world from my door.
When my earthly trials are over, carry my body out in the sea.
Save all the undertaker bills, let the mermaids flirt with me.

My wife controls our happy home, a sweetheart I can not find.
The only thing I can call my own, is a troubled and a worried mind.
When my earthly trials are over, carry my body out in the sea.
Save all the undertaker bills, let the mermaids flirt with me.

Blues all in my body, my darling has forsaken me.
If I ever see her face again, I have to swim across the sea.
When my earthly trials are over, carry my body out in the sea.
Save all the undertaker bills, let the mermaids flirt with me.

Blues all on the ocean, blues all in the air.
Can’t stay here no longer, I have no steamship fare.
When my earthly trials are over, carry my body out in the sea.
Save all the undertaker bills, let the mermaids flirt with me.
 

I know, it’s awesome.

Lee Moyer and his Mermaid Gallery

8 Mar

So Lee Moyer is a wondrously talented artist/illustrator/designer in Portland who has painted many a mermaid and not just mermaids but undines, selkies, and all manner of mythical sea life. He is also an excellent tour guide, as he demonstrated two summers ago when he took my friend Barb and me to massive waterfalls and spooky old hotels and and Lebonese and Argentinian restaurants and even brought us a box of voodoo doughnuts including the ones coated in Cap’n Crunch. Plus his then-wife Annaliese photographed us in her very own mermaid tank that they kept in their garage. Unfortunately, now I expect all hosts to do these things and they never, ever do.

Lee also one of those terrible people who knows everything and he’ll tell you all about amazing artists you’ve never heard of and amazing things you’ve never seen and he’ll also beat you at Scrabble and make fun of you for playing “qi” and really I suspect he is like an encyclopedia of gorgeousness and general bad sportsmanship. Lee also tends to look very prophet-like when walking away from waterfalls, but then who doesn’t:

What follows is my interview with Lee, and a selection of his mermaidly work, which he graciously sent to me along with accompanying descriptions.

Also: next time I see Lee I am totally beating him at Scrabble.

PART 1: INTERVIEW

What do you think the appeal of the mermaid is?
I think when we first encounter mermaids, we relate to their entrapment, their isolation, their yearning for knowledge and acceptance. For all that they may be well-connected, powerful, talented and loving of their families, the world outside is irresistible to them.

The unknown abyss, the lost and the hopeless draw us in similarly. The promise of magic, the gift of love and forbidden beauty pulls us to the sea, and to the mermaid. As adults we know that we too are mostly made of sea foam. We still feel those yearnings.

As a painter (and writer and all the rest), I find mermaids and their cousins to be filled with stories, some paradoxical, some whimsical, some terrific. Sometimes those stories are outside the boundaries of history and tradition.

Do you have any favorite artistic representations of mermaids?
Of course!

Howard Pyle’s final painting “The Mermaid” was left unfinished on his easel (and was later added to by his student Frank Schoonover in 1911). It lives, along with so many other remarkable Pyle paintings and Pre-Raphaelites, at the Delaware Art Museum. Do see it in person if you can, because no copy I’ve yet seen does justice to its subtleties:

And “A Mermaid”, ten years earlier from the great John William Waterhouse, 1901. The sketch is lovely of course, but the final painting is better still:

I also love Michael Kaluta’s “Behind Neptune’s Throne” (seen in his interview here) and “The Wedding Guest”:

Do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?

Get out there, ladies! How are you going to be a mermaid if you sit at home and pine? How would we know about The Little Mermaid if she’d been content to be an ennui-filled homebody? Visit Weeki Wachee! Tie your legs together and swim! Build your own wooden chest for the precious objects you’ve rescued from the sea! Learn to dive for pearls! Build yourselves a tail! Get training in CPR (beautiful sailors aren’t just going to rescue themselves you know)! Maybe attend the upcoming Mermaid convention in Las Vegas. If you can’t draw and write yourself, offer to pose for talented artists and talk to talented writers. Surely other people will want to help you bring your beautiful dream to life. 


PART 2: GALLERY

Ariel
Here, the Little Mermaid and Reepicheep bid farewell to a pirate ship. I show it here because, however outside canon (or indeed common sense), it’s the sweetest, most traditional portrayal of a fairytale mermaid I’ve done.

Above Devil’s Reef
By contrast, here’s her cousin saying hello to a doomed Mary Celeste. The Shadow Over Innsmouth is my favorite of Lovecraft’s weird tales in part because the horror turns to supernatural beauty, fear to acceptance, and the aquatic Deep Ones to dear relations. Xenophobia become xenophilia…

Home Decorating
Just because mermaids are beautiful and kindly, doesn’t mean however that they understand the necessity of things we take for granted – like breathing. And if they live forever, why should the shortened spans of their chosen mates keep those mates from looking their best? Sometimes love and death are synonyms.

Twilight
Sometimes a mermaid sits serenely by herself on a distant rock, looking out at more distant stars, thinking still more distant and unknowable thoughts. You know that, right?

Siren’s Song
Created to be the centerpiece of singer Tori Amos’ charity calendar for RAINN (http://www.rainn.org/), this piece came from her question in Silent All These Years “But what if I’m a mermaid?” Kudos to the great Tom Orzechowski for the inspired Art Nouveau type.

Port Royale
I was tired of showing my work at shows where every single person portrayed in the artwork was white. For the World Science Fiction Convention in Baltimore, I wanted to draw my fellow artists’ attention to this sad state of affairs, and lead by example. Just because I’m pasty white, that’s no reason to draw only fair-skinned blondes. And how better to make that point than with a creature never portrayed any other way? I wanted to paint a deeply black-skinned mermaid off the skeleton coast of Namibia, but none of the agencies in the Washington DC/Baltimore area even represented anyone with such a dark skin tone. Instead, I was lucky enough to find Royale. Her Mom was from Jamaica (whose old capital city was called Port Royale – watch for it in the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean adaptation of Tim Powers’ On Stranger Tides). That gave the piece a different focus – one of sunken treasure, romance, and a lighter-skinned Caribbean mermaid.

While I’ve mentioned Deep Ones in passing, there are many other cousins to the Mermaids most of us are familiar with. Here, with the help of Wikipedia, is a little spotter’s guide:

Nereid
In Greek mythology, the Nereids (pronounced /ˈnɪəri.ɪdz/, NEER-ee-idz; Ancient Greek: Νηρηΐδες) are sea nymphs, the fifty daughters of Nereus and Doris. They often accompany Poseidon and are always friendly and helpful towards sailors fighting perilous storms. They are particularly associated with the Aegean Sea, where they dwelt with their father in the depths within a silvery cave. The most notable of them are Thetis, wife of Peleus and mother of Achilles; Amphitrite, wife of Poseidon; and Galatea, love of the Cyclops Polyphemus.

My version of the Nereid was done for an obscure Dungeons and Dragons book called Stormwrack, but later featured in Spectrum, The Year’s Best Fantastic Art. Imagine my surprise when people kept telling me that the blue patterned aliens with long pointy ears from James Cameron’s Movie Avatar looked a lot like them….

Undine
According to a theory advanced by Paracelsus, an Undine is a water nymph or water spirit, the elemental of water. They are usually found in forest pools and waterfalls. They have beautiful voices, which are sometimes heard over the sound of water.

In 18th century Scotland, ondines were also referred to as the wraiths of water.

I drew this Undine for my old online game, Sanctum. The idea that a fearsome water elemental should deign to conform to human size seemed a little too much to ask. The inverted triangle design around her is the old alchemical symbol for water by the way….

Selkie
Selkies (also known as silkies or selchies) are mythological shapeshifting creatures that are found in Faroese, Icelandic, Irish, and Scottish folklore.

Selkies are seals that can shed their skin to become humans. The legend apparently originated on the Orkney and Shetland Islands, where selch or selk(ie) is the Scots word for seal (from Old English seolh).

Selkies are able to become human by taking off their seal skins, and can return to seal form by putting it back on. Stories concerning selkies are generally romantic tragedies. Sometimes the human will not know that their lover is a selkie, and wakes to find them gone. Other times the human will hide the selkie’s skin, thus preventing them from returning to seal form. A selkie can only make contact with one particular human for a short amount of time before they must return to the sea. Examples of such stories are the ballad, The Great Silkie of Sule Skerry, the movie The Secret of Roan Inish and Ondine.

I’ve taken this Selkie out of her northern European milieu, and up around the polar icecaps. When this selkie, in her beautiful white harp seal form, encounters a group of hunters after her fur she is faced with a most unpleasant choice- If they take her skin she’ll be trapped forever as a human. But if she doesn’t reveal herself….

Lorelei, Nixie, Melusine, Merrow….
I don’t have illustrations of all the various types (as they appear around the world and in most every culture), but suffice it to say that some sirens mean no good to man or woman.

Aguatunisian
Some mermaids are not even from the oceans of Earth. The Aguatunisians are a peaceful people, but with this rare exception are seldom seen outside their homeworld.
Here is an ad for “Uncle” Bob Grivaar’s Amusement park from Starstruck, the 363-page graphic novel by Elaine Lee and Michael Kaluta that I’ve spent the last two years working on.

MeduSirena, the Fire-Eating Mermaid

7 Mar

So MeduSirena Marina is a gorgeous fire-eating professional mermaid in Fort Lauderdale intent on bringing back old-style aquatic entertainment – or retro-tainment – to the world at large. She’s also one of the featured performers, along with Hannah Fraser, at the World Mermaid Awards this August. She performs all over Florida, and appears regularly at the Wreck Bar in Fort Lauderdale with her MeduSirena Pod of Mermaids – her aquatic performance students – swimming alluringly in a pool visible to barflies through small porthole windows (this is the same place, incidentally, where the mermaid tank scene from Where the Boys Are was filmed). She combines belly dance, stunt dancing, Exotica and Polynesian Dance in her performances, which some Weeki Wachee ladies raved about to yours truly. So I am very excited to see some MeduSirena Marina for myself in Las Vegas this summer. But in the meantime, here’s our Q and A.

So when did you become a mermaid?
I don’t think there was ever a time I “became” a real mermaid. I’m simply aquatic performer. I was raised on the islands of the West Indies, where I learned to free dive at age three, so I have been underwater for a lot of my life.

Do you feel differently in and out of the water? What about with and without your tail?
I suppose it’s the physical equivalent of being bilingual. One behaves differently in and out of the water, of course. In dreams during sleep, however, all bets are off. Swimming and walking/running are always interchanged – so they both must be quite ingrained in me.

Swimming while wearing the fin certainly is different than swimming without it; as a result, different techniques have to be implemented for fluidity.

How would you define the mermaid’s appeal?
The mermaid is an iconic figure that many can identify with, historically as well as in popular culture. Perhaps it’s a person’s perception blended with the mythological – where one can fill those missing pieces themselves, and make the f
igure all their own, therefore identifying with it better. For myself, I find the vision of the mermaid to be an artistic vessel, a familiar medium for sub-aquatic expression. It allows me the opportunity to present to the viewer something that they not only can identify with, but can take in as a new experience.

I never wish for the audience to think I’m trying to be a mermaid. The tail is but an implement. I want them to see the physical performer expressing through movement – hopefully they will enjoy watching the performance as much as I enjoy having the honor of presenting it.

Have you always been attracted to mermaids specifically?
Not specifically. Although it’s easier to “relate” to mermaids – at least the top half! – I’m attracted to all types of sea life. My marine biology background allowed me to truly appreciate the physiological differences and movements of aquatic species. Those were and continue to be some of my best “mentors.”

Can you tell me about your performances, and what inspires them?
I perform stunts such as fire eating, bed of nails and others, as they are based on older stage performances that were popularized through vaudeville and the Golden age of tourism, a time when hotels and theaters often had aqua/stunt shows. It is my contribution to “Retrotainment Preservation.” I sincerely hope to help continue and return and
cultivate this almost forgotten movement art form.

I’ve been very interested in aquatic spectacles since I was a child. I loved watching diving shows at Cypress Gardens, the Weeki Wachee Mermaids in Florida, Annette Kellerman (the original Million Dollar Mermaid) silent films, and of course those amazing Hollywood numbers featuring the great Esther Williams, just to name a few. As the popularity of these types of spectacles later decreased, the entire genre seemed to get narrowed down and only become identified by most as the sport of “synchronized swimming,” which has evolved to be quite different.

I’d like to try and bring some of the older genre back, to allow the audience member to see something that appears surreal and is actually done by a different style of performer. Recently, someone watched a video of my underwater performance and commented that it looked computer-rendered. I found that quite amusing, that the lines between human abilities and those aided with technology are now becoming blurred.

(**I was however, filmed performing underwater and given a CGI tail in post for the “Virtual Aquarium” display currently playing at the City of Dreams in Macau.)

What do you think about Ariel?
I see “Ariel” as a teenager who changed her outward appearance and left behind her identity to impress a boy, and was rewarded by “getting him” in the end. Dunno if that’s the best message. Also, in the Disney version all the “bad” is channeled unto the “Ursula” character, who was actually a very fair and honest character in the original story.

Can you describe some of your mermaid tricks?
Equanimity in liquid space is the goal. I wouldn’t call it a trick – more of a movement style.

I love the intimacy of just swimming up to a window and flowing with the surroundings, to dance in liquid space. From my perspective, riding the created current; from the audience’s standpoint, watching a dancer gliding while defying gravity.

Finally, do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?
Study, train, and learn how water and the human body work together. Lots of cardiovascular and strength training. Use the water around you as a medium rather treading it. Most importantly: be original, credit your inspirations and role models, and stay humble.

Tera Lynn Childs’ Teen Mermaid Novels

4 Mar

So there are a ton of mermaid books coming out around now, especially in the world of teen fiction, where mermaids seem to be a new trend on par with some lusciously brooding vampires. I know there are a ton of mermaid movies in development right now, too; my own book just got optioned last week by Sony, despite the fact that there are 50000 other mermaid movies in the works. What can I say, people love them some mermaids. Even Stephenie Meyer is writing about mermaids now (and I will also point out the similarity in names of Ms. Meyer’s vampiric heartthrob Edward Cullen and Edvard Collin, the real-life , unrequited love of one Hans Christian Andersen, who, as discussed in my penetrating interview with Patti Stanger, wrote The Little Mermaid in a fit of despair when Edvard was off getting married).

One book I’ve been seeing over and over is Forgive My Fins by Ms. Tera Lynn Childs, who’s written previous awesome teen books like Oh. My. Gods., about modern kids descended from Greek gods. Forgive My Fins came out last June, and its follow-up, Fins Are Forever, comes out this summer. In the spirit of mermaidly research, I figured I ought to track down my fellow mermaid authoress and ask her some questions.

What attracts you to magic and myth, and to mermaids specifically?
I have been enchanted by both myths and mermaids for as long as I can remember. My particular obsession with mermaids began in elementary school, with a line of bath toys called Sea Wees and then with the movie Splash. I’ve wanted to be a mermaid ever since.

I know that Forgive My Fins is about a high school girl who is actually a mermaid princess. Have you ever suspected that you yourself or anyone around you might have a secret mermaid identity?
After seeing Splash, my cousin and I were absolutely convinced we were mermaids and only needed to get ourselves into water to undergo the transformation. When bathwater didn’t work we decided it had to be saltwater. I’m sad to report that even a dip in the Gulf of Mexico has left me entirely human.

When/how did you get the idea for your mermaid series? How many more books are coming?
After my first and last year teaching 7th grade science I escaped to Florida for the summer. I was spending a lot of time on the beach, wishing I were a mermaid. “Wouldn’t it be cool,” I thought, “if a mermaid could bestow the magical powers of her people with a kiss?” And then, because I’m a writer and I love conflict, I thought, “What if she kissed the wrong boy?”

As of right now there are just the two books in the series (Forgive My Fins and the upcoming Fins Are Forever). But my fingers are crossed that I’ll get to write more about Lily and her world.

Did you have any special challenges when creating your mermaid world (like how they have babies, etc)?
Well, my mermaids aren’t exactly thinking about having babies yet, and my half-mermaid princess was born on land to her human mother. But the one big question I had to face was how they got from land/human form to water/mermaid form. I wrote a mermaid diving into the water and transfiguring as she went when I realized that she had to be naked to do that! I came up with the idea of a finkini, kind of like shorts made out of scales. It’s a mermaid’s nod to modesty.

Aside from the obvious differences, like having tails vs. LEGS, what do you think the main distinctions are between mermaids and humans?
Mermaids are a lot more relaxed, them move at the slower pace of the ocean. They are also more sensitive to their environment and the effects of pollution and climate change on their waters.

And what about those mermen? Do you think they get the short shrift? Your mermaid princess needs to find a human boy to take back to her ocean kingdom and turn into a merman — it takes a boy very secure in his humanity and sexuality to do this, doesn’t it?
Actually, my mermaid doesn’t have to find a human boy, she just happens to fall for one while she’s checking out life on land. I do think the boy has to be very secure and very aware of himself to enter the mer world. It’s just like any person dropped into a foreign culture. You have to be very self-aware in order to absorb and adapt to the change.

Finally, do you have any advice for aspiring mermaids?
Take care of the oceans. With climate change and global warming, the oceans are changing and some of the most beautiful and exotic ecosystems are being irreparably damaged. Help the merfolk preserve the natural beauty of their world, for them and for us, for generations to come.

Tabatha Coffey and How to Get Mermaid Hair

3 Mar

So when it comes down to it, I think we all know that one of the most enviable things about mermaids are the flowing locks that whirl about them in the sea and allow them some small bit of modesty when washing up, toplessly, on land. A mermaid’s hair is absolutely part of her allure, which is why she’s always sitting about on rocks combing it (or hanging out on beaches running her own hands through it, a la Daryl Hannah) and sticking things like starfish into it, and then gazing at herself in mirrors while sailors crash their ships around her. It is also the mermaid’s most human attribute; whilst we humans and/or aspiring mermaids may have a hard time getting to the bottom of the ocean or changing our legs into a giant fish tail, we can get mermaid hair. Though sometimes only with the help of a professional.

So I asked one of my own favorite hairdressers, Tabatha Coffey of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover fame (a show in which Tabatha, fairy godmother-style, goes into failing salons and is mean to everyone and bashes them into shape until they are awesome and transformed and crying), for some mermaidly advice. Here is what she said.

Photo by Pete Tangen

How can an aspiring mermaid get mermaid hair?
Loose beautiful hair that has a casual sexy tousled carefree feel to me means mermaid. Length also factors in, so if not long by nature then extensions are always an option to create mermaid locks. (Just make sure they are good ones!)

Do you have any favorite mermaidly hairstyles or styling tips?
Create loose tousled waves by using a large curling iron and taking random sections of hair and waving them, then run your fingers through to create that beautiful mermaid texture.

What about color is there anything an aspiring mermaid can do to add more magical ocean allure to her locks?
I think mermaid hair is all about being luscious, whether blonde, red or brunette, it’s about shine and vibrancy.

Can you recommend any hair accessories/products to add extra shimmer and shine?
There are many great lightweight shine serums and sprays available to put shine and gloss on the hair. My tip is to use them sparingly and make sure you emulsify through your hands well before applying as they can weigh hair down or make it look greasy. If using a spray shine do the arms length spray (meaning spray from an arms length away) so you don’t weigh hair down.

How can an aspiring mermaid protect her hair from too much exposure to saltwater, the sun, and/or chlorine if she is sadly confined to pools and bathtubs?
Mermaids need to protect their beautiful locks from the elements so using products that condition and protect is really important. There are some great leave in conditioners to wear to the beach and protect the hair from sun exposure but remember to reapply as you would any sunscreen. If chlorine is your thing wet your hair before getting in the pool, the moisture in your hair will stop it from absorbing so much chlorine. A clarifying shampoo weekly followed by a good conditioner will also help all the chlorine swimming mermaids out there.

Can you think of any examples of celebrities, etc., with especially effective mermaid hair?
Kim Kardashian has beautiful hair any mermaid would envy.

Elle MacPherson has the waves a mermaid would envy.

Taylor Swift works the mermaid look.

Are you yourself a fan of mermaids? If so, how would you describe their allure?
I think the myth surrounding the siren of the sea is the allure and come on who didn’t like Ariel!!

Do you have any other advice for aspiring mermaids?
Embrace the spirit of the mermaid, which to me means being mysterious. If that fails, stay wet and keep your tail up!